Terminal Anxiety

Last week the cops showed up at your door. They enjoyed bullying and threatening you, grinning as they handed you a pink slip of paper and told you to appear in court. They didn't tell you anything more and you have no idea what it's all about, but the court terrifies you. Now you get so little sleep, laying awake at night, imagining, planning - but for what? You have no idea what you're charged with. How can you defend yourself?